Best (blonde) Joke Ever

hippie, on December 16, 2005 at 8:32pm, said:

Fantastic joke! Hope you don't mind I linked to you ;) I just didn't think I could tell it quite right...

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Signe, on December 16, 2005 at 8:37pm, said:

I knew where it was going the moment I clicked over from Jesse... ;)

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A Tale of Two Llamas » blonde, on December 18, 2005 at 1:43am, said:

[...] I do love a good blonde joke… so enjoy. [...]

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FreshArrival » Blog Archive » click., on December 23, 2005 at 7:13am, said:

[...] Also, I heard the best blonde joke today! [...]

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Total Blogal, on December 23, 2005 at 8:59am, said:

Habe ja eigentlich was gegen Witze...

Ich kann Witze eigentlich ueberhaupt nicht ausstehen, aber dieser Witze mit dem Affen im Bus ist echt lustig. Mir stehen noch immer die Traenen... LINK P.S. Blogger sind schon bescheuert...

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ultrafeel.tv, on December 23, 2005 at 7:18pm, said:

Warum sind alle blondinenwitze so kurz?

Damit sie alle männer auch verstehen!

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h0bbel, on December 23, 2005 at 7:21pm, said:

Warum sprecht alles deutch?

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Hongkong - Hong Kong, on December 24, 2005 at 1:01am, said:

Bester Blondinenwitz aller Zeiten...

Der mit Abstand beste Blondinenwitz aller Zeiten... einfach zum Totlachen!...

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DCortesi . blog, on December 24, 2005 at 7:22am, said:

Blondes...

Came across a good blonde joke earlier today.
It was so good, it motivated me to do the following:

Unfortunately, I couldn’t start at the root for a few reasons and my technorati API query limit was also hit. But still pretty cool to see. ...

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Damon, on December 24, 2005 at 7:25am, said:

hehehe - Not a bad joke.

btw - I used your site as the root and graphed this.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dcortesi/76786233

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bl0g.wa-junge.de, on December 27, 2005 at 12:56pm, said:

Bester Witz der Welt!...

Haha, das ist ja der geilste Witz, den ich jemals gesehen hab, echt Junge. Ich hau mich weg. Dat rafft aber der Riker wieder net. So doof wie der kann man auch net sein, der sollte sich mal untersuchen lassen. Junge.

......

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Joshua, on December 28, 2005 at 5:42pm, said:

Heh, I get it. If only blogs weren't actually that way (someone linking to someone's post that links to someone else's post that links to an actual article.)

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Heh. at jwiltshire.org, on December 28, 2005 at 5:43pm, said:

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Viper007Bond.com, on January 2, 2006 at 3:46pm, said:

Great Blonde Joke...

Yeah, I know it’s old and overdone, but you really gotta check out this one.

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Cow's Blog, on January 2, 2006 at 5:42pm, said:

Best blonde joke ever.

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It’s my life …, on January 3, 2006 at 12:00am, said:

Ta je definitivno najboljši.

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Gemini6Ice, on January 3, 2006 at 6:44am, said:

Is this the end of the joke? :( i was hoping it would go longer than this!

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h0bbel, on January 3, 2006 at 1:15pm, said:

Well, clearly I keep linking so how you managed to stop here is beyond me ;-)

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::Pickture This::, on January 3, 2006 at 4:09pm, said:

off of the back of my gift cards. And also working off all those heaps of Christmas cookies. If you're wondering how I'm working them off, I would say mostly by watching movies and staring at a computer screen. I've also spent some time reading thebest blonde joke ever

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Telling people it’s mashed avocado since 1980 and drinking since noon. » Blog Archive » Best Blonde Joke Ever, on January 3, 2006 at 11:43pm, said:

[...] I’ve heard a lot of blonde jokes in my lifetime, but this one is definatelly the best. [...]

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Buck Fush, on January 4, 2006 at 2:43am, said:

Hi Deni, you ho.

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everysky.com»Archive » The Best (blonde) Joke Ever, on January 4, 2006 at 4:33pm, said:

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sam, on January 4, 2006 at 8:23pm, said:

fuck you all

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Yahoo! 360° - Razvan Antonescu's Blog, on January 4, 2006 at 8:59pm, said:

Excellent...simply excellent

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dantina, on January 4, 2006 at 9:11pm, said:

Huono.

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Razvan Antonescu » Best (blonde) Joke Ever, on January 4, 2006 at 9:37pm, said:

[...] by Razvan Antonescu | posted in General Trackback URL | Comment RSS Feed Tag at del.icio.us | Incoming links yactions.buildButton( 'save', 'My_Web' ); yactions.buildButton( 'blog', '360'); [...]

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momo, on January 4, 2006 at 10:37pm, said:

This was the stupidest waste of time I've seen in years.

OMG, what is this? a five-year-old children's site?

I guess we all have different senses of humor. As in, I have one.

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i love ketchup [dot] net » Blog Archive » Best Blonde Joke!, on January 5, 2006 at 12:19am, said:

[...] This has got to be the funniest blonde joke ever. [...]

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steve c, on January 5, 2006 at 6:22am, said:

can't find it. all the links run round in circles.

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Colette, on January 5, 2006 at 6:47am, said:

I don't understand

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mindy, on January 5, 2006 at 7:39am, said:

I am blond and I feel stupid because I can't find the joke what did I do wrong

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ProteinSpill.com » Best Blonde Joke Ever, on January 5, 2006 at 7:44am, said:

[...] I don’t normally link to jokes, but I think I finally have the server configured to handle the load… So here goes: the best blonde joke ever. I’m blonde (even though I shave it off ) so I should know. [...]

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arno, on January 5, 2006 at 12:08pm, said:

where is the fucking joke?

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LarsJansen.org, on January 5, 2006 at 1:35pm, said:

I’ve heard a lot of blonde jokes in my time but, OMG, thisblonde joke is the funniest!! Check it out!

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de avonturen van Murke, on January 5, 2006 at 2:35pm, said:

http://h0bbel.p0ggel.org/item/best-blonde-joke-ever/ en klik op Joke :-)

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arno, on January 5, 2006 at 3:17pm, said:

mmm now i c - LAME ASSES

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arno, on January 5, 2006 at 3:19pm, said:

ok people, here is the REAL joke

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De zwiks op weekend, on January 5, 2006 at 4:29pm, said:

http://h0bbel.p0ggel.org/item/best-blonde-joke-ever/en klik op Joke. Das pas een echte domme blondjes mop.

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Ele, on January 5, 2006 at 8:12pm, said:

i dont get it!!!

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ryan, on January 5, 2006 at 10:17pm, said:

how do u not get it it is just 10000000000000 links and it makes u look stupid

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Untitled Document, on January 6, 2006 at 12:12am, said:

[...] Sometimes you’ve just got to love a blonde joke [...]

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jazzzman, on January 6, 2006 at 12:24am, said:

Stupid

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lass, on January 6, 2006 at 12:42am, said:

eh i do not get it! where is the joke???? i bin on lyk 50 of these links nd not one has shown the joke i mean come on

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not gonna tell, on January 6, 2006 at 2:01am, said:

The joke is that there's just a bunch of links and you never get anywhere. I figured that out after two pages. It's not a funny joke, just a practical joke.

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delirio azul, on January 6, 2006 at 2:42am, said:

inglés que es como mejor se disfruta.

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Pascu, on January 6, 2006 at 2:56am, said:

Sin duda el mejor jajaja, lo que me he reído

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woccam, on January 6, 2006 at 4:52am, said:

This, yes this, has got to have been the funniest blond joke ever. The funniest blond joke ever. Please, please tell it again. I want to savour it again and again. More blond joke, oh please more and more blond joke. Again and again. The punchline is the most hilarious ever. More of that blond punchline. Can't get enough of it. What was it again?

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stefanie, on January 6, 2006 at 11:32am, said:

there is no joke the joke is that you link to 200000 sites because you think ther's a joke but there isn't the joke is that you're stupid because you link to all those sites;)

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Asparuch, on January 6, 2006 at 4:31pm, said:

astonishing remark.
blond jokes do exist (there it is, the freaking spoon, Neo) so one of them must be the best ever. hence, saying that there is no best-blonde-joke-ever is totally absurd. keep clicking, the dough is out there.

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Donald Canard, on January 6, 2006 at 8:33pm, said:

This page doesn’t load for me, and I’m blond. What does this mean ?

We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore.
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.

So now you’d better stop.
And rebuild all your ruins.
For peace and trust can win the day
despite all of your losing.

BTW, there is at least one link-loop here:
J-Walk ->
blog.outer-court.com ->
w-a-s-a-b-i.com ->
h0bbel.p0ggel.org ->
technorati.com -> (search ‘blond joke’): /tag/blond joke
macbros.dnsalias.com ->
samanthaburns.com -> (she looks like she’s fun in bed)
thechurning.com ->
arseburgers.co.uk ->
metafilter.com -> (who want me to pay $5 to post there, hee hee)
gmapalumni.com/chapomatic ->
J-Walk

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blonde joke at m3, on January 6, 2006 at 9:52pm, said:

[...] I found this interesting blonde joke. Tags: best blonde joke, blonde joke, intarweb + blogging [...]

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der bopfen, on January 6, 2006 at 11:25pm, said:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und einem Huhn?

Das Huhn sitz ruhig auf den Eiern.

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Katie, on January 7, 2006 at 12:30am, said:

Hahaha...about the third or fourth one in I realized what happened...great joke, lol.

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max, on January 7, 2006 at 1:23pm, said:

where is the joke?

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tommy, on January 7, 2006 at 1:56pm, said:

you are in the joke:Pmax

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Ang, on January 7, 2006 at 5:21pm, said:

nicely done...

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NOOBS, on January 8, 2006 at 7:18pm, said:

OMFG NOOBS THERE IS NO JOKE!

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KING KONG, on January 9, 2006 at 11:08am, said:

kenkermongool

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CRAZY !, on January 9, 2006 at 12:24pm, said:

This blonde joke is weird...

Why would we be a part of it...

This is not a blonde joke but a test...

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victor, on January 9, 2006 at 4:15pm, said:

vaya puta mierda

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Frozen Wastelands of the Mind, on January 9, 2006 at 6:07pm, said:

Best Blonde Joke Ever

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Best Blonde Joke Ever at Tech News Online, on January 11, 2006 at 12:17am, said:

[...] The link might be down, so here’s an alternate link. [...]

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Jati, on January 11, 2006 at 12:44pm, said:

Hmmm I don't think its funny and have nothing to do whit being blond..

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coolguy, on January 11, 2006 at 4:00pm, said:

Kunnen jullie ook Nederlands praten????

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Knuppel, on January 12, 2006 at 9:46am, said:

Nee wel typen

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Just_mii, on January 13, 2006 at 4:18pm, said:

Vieze moffen hiero..:S

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ik, on January 13, 2006 at 6:34pm, said:

k snap er geen bal van oOfzoO..!!

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The Medium Bagel, on January 14, 2006 at 3:09am, said:

about a blond joke, in that post there is a link to another post about a blond joke, etc, etc. The point of the joke is to see how many links deep people go before they realize that the joke is on them and that there really is no blond joke that allof these people are talking about. Popularity: 86% Technorati Tags: link, blond joke, joke

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Nur mein Standpunkt » Blog Archive » Willkommen in der Möbius-Schleife, on January 16, 2006 at 11:23pm, said:

[...] Es ist egal, wo man ansetzt - irgendwann würdet ihr wieder an dieser Stelle landen. Das Prinzip erinnert mich an die unendliche Bibliothek von Borge, in der es alle möglichen Bücher in allen möglichen Variationen gibt. Aber anders als dort gibt es hier keine Möglichkeit aus der Schleife auszubrechen - außer dem bewußten Verzicht auf den nächsten Klick… [...]

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Emad, on January 17, 2006 at 5:13pm, said:

i can't find the joke and i've looked everywere. Could someone do me a fevor by writing the joke on a reply and make my day :D

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Mark, on January 19, 2006 at 10:14pm, said:

You know, it would have been so much nicer if some fuck didn't link back to this ugly woman with some stupid orange blog on livejournal

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mike, on January 26, 2006 at 7:26pm, said:

THAT IS THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) :-D

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noisy, noisy man », on February 7, 2006 at 4:39am, said:

[...] Best. Blond. Joke. Ever. [...]

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taylor, on February 11, 2006 at 3:03am, said:

THIS SITE ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are you reading this?, on March 3, 2006 at 1:57am, said:

this Joke

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the faithful, on March 9, 2006 at 9:40pm, said:

For lack of something better to do. How bout a good blonde jokeclick here

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It´s a LISKA thing..., on April 10, 2006 at 1:00pm, said:

Bittesehr: Hier klicken

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2006 Statistics - h0bbel, on January 2, 2007 at 3:27pm, said:

[...] Most popular post in 2006: The Blond Joke [...]

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Best Blonde Joke Ever « planetOzh, on March 29, 2007 at 10:18pm, said:

[...] usually not too fond of easy humor, but this blond joke is really pretty funny [...]

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Blond am Freitag :) bei im web gefunden, on April 1, 2007 at 12:28pm, said:

[...] der besten Blondinenwitze überhaupt. Allerdings braucht er ‘ne Weile - [...]

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LawGeek: Best Blonde Joke Ever, on April 4, 2007 at 3:14pm, said:

[...] not a huge fan of blonde jokes, but this one is pretty damn [...]

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Pigdogfucker » Blog Archive » Best blonde joke ever, on April 4, 2007 at 5:51pm, said:

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brumec.org | Najboljša šala o blondinah, on April 6, 2007 at 11:51pm, said:

[...] sem prebral najboljšo šalo o blondinkah. Kdo izmed vas jo je verjetno že slišal, zato ni treba takoj izdati bistva. Jaz pa se še vedno [...]

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Stephanie, on April 17, 2007 at 4:37pm, said:

i dint know you could leave a comment this is so cool.

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LA DEAD :: View topic - Bored now., on April 27, 2007 at 5:37am, said:

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Jay, on May 20, 2007 at 5:18pm, said:

LOL great blonde joke.

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Joke blog » Blog Archive » Funny Blonde Jokes, on June 15, 2007 at 6:40pm, said:

[...] Its not about the joke, its about the journey and along the way.. well its nice to comes across others on the same blond joke walk a bout. … continue.. [...]

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MenZa’s Weblog » Best Blonde Joke Ever, on June 28, 2007 at 5:28am, said:

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incurable hippie's musings and rants, on July 3, 2007 at 6:10pm, said:

[...] by the colour of her hair is just offensive and rude and, well, stupid. I mean, look at this one for instance. Grrr.[evil grin...;-)]---Technorati tags: joke; joke meme; incurable_hippie; hair [...]

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[...] sorry, but you have to admit this is the best blonde joke ever. Classic! _________________Stercus, stercus, stercus. Moritus [...]

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h0bbel » Blog Archive » Best (blonde) Joke Ever, on July 26, 2007 at 12:02pm, said:

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